from the songs album Tenacious D
KG-D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album...
When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?
JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
KG- Yeah?
JB- Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
KG-Cock pushups?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?
JB- It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG-pshh...noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?
JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time
KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
JB-Cock pushups?
KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...
JB- Yeah, one is all you need.
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